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Mouth Grot

The nasty taste you get in the morning when you first wake up. Usually utterly disgusting especially if you had been drinking the previous night. Culmination of the words "Gross Rot"
I shouldn't have done all those mushrooms last night, I have the most horrible mouth grot this morning.
Mouth Grot by Intrepid Traveler December 14, 2010

mouth gout 

That slightly sour, uncomfortable feeling in the bottom corners of your mouth after you‘ve gorged on things like salami, olives, red wine and cheeses and your gums aren’t used to being bombarded with so many rich, salty flavours - so it takes a while for the funny tingling in your jaw to go away.
Hey, why are you pulling those funny faces, what’s the matter with you?

Oh man, I hit the canopes in the other room hard when I got here, I was starving. Delicious - but now I’ve got the mouth gout.
mouth gout by Stivchik December 6, 2018

Mouth Gout 

When you leave a little bit of mayo or sauce on the corner of your mouth after eating, and it looks like remnants of sexual activity.
Did you see Steve at lunchtime, he had some Mouth Gout on the side of his face.
Mouth Gout by nico-p November 14, 2018

Group Mother 

The person in the (friendship) group who everyone calls mum; even they are actually the same age as them.

Also known as the Mum/Mom of the group.
Group Mother: "Guys, stop that your going to get hurt."
Friend: "But MUM!!"
Group Mother by Genuine_Wheeze August 12, 2019