A man, who finds it pleasurable, to ejaculate on the ashes of the deceased. Other forms of this include rolling the ashes into a joint, and smoking them inside your pee hole, or snorting the ashes into your asshole, using a bendy straw.
"Hey son, I have terrible news, I got totally shitfaced, and accidentally snorted grandma's ashes into my asshole. I'm so sorry I'm a Grim Raper, but in my defense, it felt fucking amazing. Promise me you won't tell mommy that i jerked one on her dad's grave."
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.