bakersfield grilled cheese

When your butt/thigh hairs bunch up and tangle, causing it to pull apart when you sit down and take a shit

Skweezy Jibbs on bakersfield grilled cheese: U KNO WHEN U PLAY BASKETBALL
OR WORK OUT AN UR BUTT AN
THIGH HAIRS R 2 LONG AN THEY
GET ALL TWISTED UP IN2 A BUNCH
OF GREASY KNOTS $ AN THEN
WHEN U SIT DOWN ON THA TOILET
LATER AN SPREAD UR CHEEKS
ITS LIKE PULLIN APART A NASTY
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH??
THATS A BAKERSFIELD GRILLED
CHEESE

by cliqqbabe April 21, 2022

Cold Grilled Cheese

The condition of the vagina the morning after sexual activity in which the labia majora and minora act as if they are in a sticky fused state similar to trying to slowly pull a cold grilled cheese apart.

The morning after a memorial night of passion, Pete turned to his mistress for round 2 and said "Dammmm, Jodi , that was some good squish last night...but trying to penetrate that hachette wound is like pulling a cold grilled cheese apart!"

by Riverbone Jackson May 31, 2018

grilled cheese clamwich

mornin' pussy. usually after a hard night of boning.

guillermo: "i heard you ate a grilled cheese clamwich the other morning."

franz: "indeed."

by steinenhootnhollerin May 31, 2011

Frozen Grilled Cheese

When you have your girl press your warm, toasty, male genitals between her ice cold feet.

Her: My feet are freezing
Him: How about I slip my hot junk between your cold feet to warm them up?

Her: I love me a man who let's me give him a frozen grilled cheese

by TheR3alMa1lM@N November 3, 2017

sloppy grilled cheese

When a person vomits and it dries up the they poop on it then that dries then they vomit on it again then eat it again

Dad:Man I love my sloppy grilled cheese

Son:so do I
Dad:...

by Yeetus123456791 May 22, 2017

grilled cheese pansexual

A Grilled Cheese Pansexual is a pansexual person who dates primarily genderqueer people.

“Oh yeah, Dirk? He’s a total grilled cheese pansexual.”

by rabbit consumer September 30, 2019

stoner grilled cheese

Pretty much the same thing as regular grilled cheese, except you make it in a toaster or microwave instead of the frying pan. It doesn't taste as good as the regular kind, but it gets the job done if you are really high and got a serious case of the munchies, but too lazy to take the time to cook it.

Today I got really high and I was too lazy to cook dinner, so I made a stoner grilled cheese

by After that I said... March 4, 2011