griddy lock
1. When you are late for class and trying to make it through a hallway, but there is a large flash mob blocking your way, and they’re all hitting the griddy.
2. When you have premarital sex and have conceived a child out of wedlock, you must hit a sustained griddy for the duration of the women’s labor. This will atone for your sins.
2. When you have premarital sex and have conceived a child out of wedlock, you must hit a sustained griddy for the duration of the women’s labor. This will atone for your sins.
Definition 1
“Gosh diddly darn it, I’m trying to get to my geometry class, but the entire fricking student body has reduced the hallway to griddy lock.
Definition 2:
Priest “My son, you have committed a great sin with this pregnancy”
Sinner “what must I do to atone?”
Priest “you must commit the dankest griddy while your wife gives birth. This will make the child born in griddy lock, instead of wedlock, cleansing you”
“Gosh diddly darn it, I’m trying to get to my geometry class, but the entire fricking student body has reduced the hallway to griddy lock.
Definition 2:
Priest “My son, you have committed a great sin with this pregnancy”
Sinner “what must I do to atone?”
Priest “you must commit the dankest griddy while your wife gives birth. This will make the child born in griddy lock, instead of wedlock, cleansing you”
griddy lock by G. Jeremiah Pant. November 20, 2023
