While approaching a group of females with your group of friends, sacrificing your night and volunteering to hook up with the ugly one in the group so that your friends can have fun.
Tom I think its your turn to jump on the grenade.
by RC Collens November 15, 2003
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An action performed by the wing man, this situation arises when the said wing man takes one for the team by hitting on the fat/ugly chick in order to help his buddy/buddies score with her hot friends, and therefore, sacrifices himself by jumping onto the grenade.

The pin is said to be removed from the grenade when one man goes in alone, and the grenade prevents further interaction with the hot chick(s). Therefore, the jumping of the grenade must be performed immediately before all soldiers are blown to smithereens.
The hot chick's fat friend was successful in cock blocking me because by the time my wing man was jumping the grenade, his coverage was not sufficient enough to protect us from the explosion. Attempts in obtaining intel (phone number, email address, conversation, dancing, etc...) have been thwarted.
by Daniel Druff April 14, 2006
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Also referred to as an "MG". An ugly white girl who dates black guys, can usually be found in or near trailer parks, and bowling alleys.
Tyrone put window tint and 24's on the Mud Grenade's trailer.
by Reverend ODB January 8, 2011
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A newly installed leader within an organisation that comes in with such a negative impact that a large group of the existing people decide they are going to leave.
Wow, that new C-suite guy had to field a lot of resignations. What a talent grenade!
by TheTruthAboutTalent January 26, 2022
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A term used as a joke in stan twitter based on an emoji reaction on the app. it is typically used when their fave artist gets a #1 hit, one of your friends finally gets a hit tweet, etc. The meme was started by user @toxnik on Twitter.
Detonate the yass grenade!
by ChunMajesty December 17, 2020
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In a FPS where you pull the pin of a grenade and hold onto it till just before it explodes then tossing it at an enemy for a almost unavoidable frag. (If done correctly the grenade will kill that person but won't harm you)
That noob is Cooking the Grenade on me! the cheap ass hoe!

Private Jenkins: Yo tailor what are you doing with that grenade? toss it man!

Corporal Tailor: I'm Cookin it on sec, *Tosses the grenade at the enemy*

*BOOM!*

*Enemy flops dead into the soldiers foxhole*
by TattleTailes June 7, 2010
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A Widely used tactic in the bed, casually used like this:
1. pretend you are holding a grenade
2. fart in your pretend grenade
3. hover your grenade over the victims nose.
watch his/her's reaction.
A unsuspected fart grenade was used in bed.
Jerry: grenade!
Kiersten: what?
Kiersten: Eww!
Jerry: GOTY!
Kiersten: It smells like a gas chamber!
by [InsertXboxLiveGamertagHere] November 17, 2019
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