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green valley high school 

Literally the most fucking whack school in existence. The girls mostly consist of dirty white bitches who date niggas who try & act hard for popularity sake. Bitches here would do anything to stay relevant.

Also consists of autistic kids who beat their dick in the bathroom, a hall monitor that looks like a giant chode, a dean that looks like a fucking nazi, and school cop who rides a fucking bicycle around the campus.

No fucking cap though the history hallway is where it’s at. We have alcoholic teachers who stumble on their way into the door, and even a hot teacher who always needs to ‘talk’ to the varsity football kids for a good 10-15 minutes during class periods.

Oh mr mauro is in there too and he looks like the biggest chad you will ever fucking see. I shit you not. He’s one of the only teachers who’s g real.

Also the kids here try to sell you the most boof fucking carts & weed ever. Do NOT recommend.
Green Valley High School is a school of wannabe jailbirds.
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