green turtle

Having sex with a turtle ( woman on her back) while she is sea sick on a ship.

On the ferry to Amsterdam I green turtled this chick.

by Johnson mcfarley February 14, 2014

green turtle

When you smash a turd(green in color) with the bottom of your shoe creating a stamped out green turtle made out of crap.

I was walking to the bus stop and accidentally stamped out a green turtle.

by stacksandsnacks February 20, 2015

green turtle lodge

Inserting a toy turtle into your ass and letting it slide out into a body of water.....yes this has been done before.

Yo did you see jake this weekend?.....He pulled off a green turtle lodge.

by Chilly mornings March 21, 2016

extreme turtle green

Like green, but extreme and like a turtle but not. Often seen in bad tacos.

i got sick last night and i threw up extreme turtle green all over your mom.

by Jelly and Danny (Carissa watched) September 18, 2006