When you are no longer allowed to say "Must Be Nice", Due to Feelings being hurt, and boxes of tissues being used. You create another saying to discreetly mask "It Must Be Nice".
SGT Toughskin in uniform at 1230: How are you PFC Thinskin?
PFC Thinskin in civilians: Doing good, This schedule of 3 on and 4 off really sucks.
SGT Toughskin: "Aint It Great", I have to work 5 days with 2 days off.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!