Grate the cheese

A long sequence of smaller farts in quick succession.

"Did you just grate the cheese in the cereal aisle?"

by Meadowmaggot October 26, 2014

Grade the Cheese

when you put cheese on a dick and then eat it off (also works with warm melted cheese)

My friend Sterlyn and her boyfriend Caelan totally grade the cheese every weekend

by deathmetal.cowboy December 19, 2015

The Cheese Grater

The alternative student magazine of UCL Union, The Cheese Grater contains humour, satire, investigative pieces and the odd cartoon.

Sean got bored with working so he went and read The Cheese Grater.

by Alex Ashman December 31, 2007

The Lioness on The Cheese Grater

A sexual position much loved by women of ancient Greece; mentioned in Aristophanes' "Lysistrata".

Last night, we tried the Lioness on The Cheese Grater and I came twice.

by Pr0m3th3u$ April 19, 2009

rubbing his dick against the cheese grater

Used for years to describe women who engage in large amounts of unprotected sex with random men and doesn't clean their vagina's out of men's cum after sex, which leaves a thick white residue like cheese behind that last for days without cleaning.

Did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last night? He was rubbing his dick against the cheese grater and got enough cheese to last a week!

by viper15 September 20, 2016

Crank the Cheese Grater

Slang term for masturbation, particularly of the male variety. Also used to describe hand jobs or other sexual acts involving the penis.

Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.

"Did you hear Zach got caught by his mom cranking the cheese grater last night? Totally embarrasing!"

"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."

"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."

by C-Diddy145 June 25, 2009

The Cheese Grater

The sexual act of using a cheese grater on a mans penis and sprinkling the dust into the partner’s mouth, and then cumming in their mouth.

Hey dude me and Abby did The cheese grater last night and it was amazing

by Lil’ Chicken Strip February 11, 2021