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A method of masturbation where one stimulates one's genitals using one or more blades of grass, typically in a picnic setting. This word is stemmed from the phrase "being put out to grass."
"Dude, the man is done mowing the lawn. There is plenty of grass to choose from! Let me begin my Grassi!"
Grassi by ClipboardCondoms June 29, 2022
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The most amazing person you have seen in your life.
Did you see Grassi at the store yesterday?
Grassi by Grassip October 9, 2014
The queen of all existence. A slayer of men, women and all those in between
Grassi by Hotdamnmitchy April 4, 2017
Emo bitch with immaculate music taste whos hilarious and can dress well
“Grassi is the best person I’ve ever met.”
Grassi by Ff jkkk November 20, 2023
Person with green hair and works at a barbershop
Oh you have grassi
Grassi by oxy272 May 10, 2025

mitch grassi 

Mitch Grassi is the sassy queen who don't give two shits if you hate him

He is perfection and can harmonize your stupidity away.

If you dare say is hairless cat Wyatt is ugly he will slap you and block your ratchet ass on twitter

Don't fukkin mess with Mitch Grassi cause he is the baddest bitch on the block
Idiot: "Mitch Grassi sings like a girl."

Mitch Grassi: "At least I use my voice for things that actually mean something to people."
mitch grassi by fuckyouokay June 22, 2014

Mitch Grassi 

A beautiful and majestical being with a voice of a thousand Angels. The amount of talent held within this person is mindblowing.

1/5 (tenor) of Pentatonix
1/2 of Superfruit
Person One: Who's Mitch Grassi?

Me: ...*eyes widen* I sHALL sHOW yOU •-•

*beauty overload*
Mitch Grassi by East_Of_Eden823 January 17, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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