Grapefruit Soda

The worst and best soda ever made...at the same time. You just love to hate it and hate to love it.

Im drinking some as you read this.


Im also watching you through your bedroom window.

tasty

mmm....I love watching people drink Grapefrout Soda.

Grapefruit Soda by SecCom October 9, 2004

grapefruit spoon labotomy

1. A term to act as a contrast to something you'd rather not do.
2. A horriably painfull experience.

"Are you going to fuck that girl Mary?"

"I'd rather give myself a grapefruit spoon labotomy than fuck Mary!"

grapefruit spoon labotomy by candyskull May 1, 2009

grapefruit syndrome 

when ones balls swell due to injury or fatigue.

Alex got kicked in the balls and now suffers from grapefruit syndrome.

grapefruit syndrome by Sir. Qweefs A lot July 12, 2011

Grapefruit spooning 

Uncomfortable spooning that involves a lot of puckering.

I was using the Burmese Glory Hole when a guy started grapefruit spooning me. That was uncomfortable

Grapefruit spooning by Magog_Dog August 24, 2018

Grapefruit smell 

Fuel for making a fuel air flash powder.

Step 1.

Take a wooden pencil and shave 1/2 gram of wood and carbon.

Step 2.
Pile the wood shavings in a ashtray and leave a cigarette on top. Do not disturb.

Step 3.
Collect the ashes and charcoal.

Step 4. Spray axe deoderant on only the ashes and charcoal let dry.

Load ashes and fresh primers enjoy.

All i smell is Grapefruit smell

Grapefruit smell by Cody5050 May 14, 2023

Swedish Grapefruit

When you're titty fucking your hoe at your local Swedish big box furniture outlet in the 700 square foot apartment and squirt your man pulp on her mouth and she puts up a sour face. Then she loves you like she's got Stockholm syndrome.

I was shopping at my local Swedish big box furniture outlet with Georgette and we saw a bed and she asked me to give her a Swedish grapefruit.

Swedish Grapefruit by Mdogshizzle69 October 27, 2018

spinning grapefruit of doom

What happens when you throw a grapefruit from a vehicle that is traveling 75+ mph. The grapefruit must roll when it hits the ground (as opposed to "splat", in which case you just smashed a grapefruit which any drunken monkey can do. congrats, you fail at life). The centrifugal force from the spinning causes the juice to push on the skin. After a few seconds of rolling the grapefruit will explode. Warning!!! Geting caught preforming the spinning grapefruit of doom has more dire consiquences than preforming a steaming teakettle on a unsuspecting victim. (charge: "launching a missle from a moving vehicle", possable felony)

"Dude, did you see that spinning grapefruit of doom take out that satanic bunny"

"Great aim, let's try a cantalope"

spinning grapefruit of doom by coffeepusher November 26, 2006