grandpa your grandma

To have sexual relations with another person’s Grandmother (usually leading to criminal sexual assault charges).

Andriy: Yo u tryna get fucked up today? Cop some valid shit
Eugene: yea aight how bout I grandpa your grandma?
Nick: niggas gonna grandpa your grandma…

by John Baione June 6, 2022

your grandma

the ultimate diss; way above "your mom"

Your grandma

by workmakerupper07 June 12, 2010

slap your grandma

A phrase that means that something is so good that you're awestruck by it to the point where you're so disoriented that you might mistakenly slap your grandmother. If someone takes this literally it could at best cause an awkward situation and at worst cause your entire family to fall apart.

"Woo-wee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma!
There oughta be a law, get the sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk..."
-Trace Adkins, "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"

Mom: "Everybody, Jimmy was nice enough to cook us this Thanksgiving turkey!"
Everyone: "Yea, Jimmy! Hip hip hooray!"
Jimmy: "Aw gee guys...Mom, why don't you have the first bite."
Mom: (eating it) "WOW I'll be damned if this isn't the greatest turkey I've ever had! Slap your grandma!"
Jimmy: "OK." ***SMACK!!!*** (pimp-slaps her across the face)
Mom: "Well I never! Jimmy, how could you?"
Dad: "Son, get out of here this instant. You're banished from this family forever."
Jimmy: "But but but..."
Dad: "But but but...SHUT UP!!! Get your elderly-assaulting ass out of my house!"

by Nicholas D May 23, 2008

Take Your Grandma to Applebees

An unknown sexual position, as appearing on Conan O'Brien.

Just because you can take your grandma to Applebees, it doesn't mean you shouldn't.

by AnonDavid November 11, 2010

T-Bag Your Grandma

A glorious song that should be viewed as the fucking bible.

Did ya listen to "T-Bag Your Grandma"? I followed its' guidance and T-bagged her.

by CorbynBigFan September 26, 2019

How old is your grandpa?

A way to ask someone what score they got on a test. Used in the presence of teachers who don't want students sharing their test results.

Prima: Hey Dave, how old is your grandpa?
Secunda: 88. How old is yours?
Prima: 100.
Secunda: You son of a bitch.

by Schlang April 16, 2008

Your grandpa a trap

No insult surpasses this one. It is the ultimate roast.

Brock: ur mom gay lol.
Adam: stfu Your grandpa a trap.

by JJSTUDIOSIZATION May 10, 2018