Grand Opening 

A complimentary way to refer to a woman's vagina.

Sarah: That was amazing!
Bill: You sure do have a grand opening!

Grand Opening by drifthunter August 16, 2010

Grand Opening 

When you use all of your fingers and toes, your penis, and your tongue, while thrusting your pelvis and giving a maniacal laugh. If done right, you can please up to 22 women.

Did you see that sith lord perform the Grand Opening? He was penetrating 22 women!

Grand Opening by Darth R September 13, 2007

Grand Opening 

The deflowering of a girl.

She had her grand opening...with the ribbon, mayor and giant scissors!

Grand Opening by Jay Mott November 13, 2016

The Grand Opening

Scissoring technique that only works on virgins.

It’s time for The Grand Opening baby~

You ready for The Grand Opening, baby?

The Grand Opening by Gvcd May 16, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019