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Wilson's Grammar School 

A selective state school well known for its popular drag contest and abysmal rugby league table results, frequently demolished by WCGS and occasionally by Wallington High School for Girls. Notable ex-pupils include Joey Essex, Abhishek Pathal, owner of the corner shop down the road, and Kevin Stevenson, Daniel Radcliffe's stunt double in the 3rd Harry Potter movie. At least they have a great Rubix cube club.
Bob: What school do you go to?
Jimmy: Wilson's Grammar School. Do you know it?
Bob: Is that the school who won the Sutton curling competition?
Jimmy: Yes, and I was named player of the match and won a signed Rubix cube. Lucky me!
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Wilson's Grammar School 

Currently known as the Top 1 secondary school in the UK for GCSE grades, as of 2017. Despite the hard work the students must do, Wilson's consistently dominate other schools such as WCGS and attain a high percentage of A*s.
Wilson's Grammar School was originally built and founded in Camberwell by Edward Wilson in 1615, but was rebuilt in Wallington.

Bishop Vesey's Grammar School 

A school, in the affluent are of sutton coldfield. Often reffered to as simply 'vesey', it has become a somewhat culture medium for the more astute and putrid members of common society, mainly from the areas of Alum Rock and aston. Half of the members of the school are actually nice and normal people, these are the people that actually live in sutton coldfield, the people who dont live here can be simply reffered to as smelly, fetid, monstrous individuals who dont take any notice to there self appearence and often look like then have rubbed thier face in disheavled filth.
you go to bishop vesey's grammar school? your either normal, or fucked up

St Paul's Anglican Grammar School 

A school in Warragul and Traralgon, Victoria, Australia.
"Hey do you go to St Paul's Anglican Grammar School?"
"No. I do not go to St Paul's Anglican Grammar School."

leon's grammar 

Leon's grammar this is incomprehensible to the human race and animal kingdom. Nobody has a clue what on earth it says when leon writes something. The united states of america invested a trillion dollars into advanced calculators and machines to find out what a few words on the paper stood. When you read it will feel like you're having a stroke and you're reading minecraft enchanting table. Only leon himself can understand what it says. Many people have tried to read leon's grammar but have inevitably failed. If a teacher is trying to grade his test they will be confused on what it says and have to beg for help that leon is on standby and if he isn't they will feel more depressed than people trying to understand leon's writing. Leon please in your next life don't drop out of primary school.
Yoo leon did you get the science test done?

Yeah man want to see how much i wrote? some people call it 'leon's grammar'

Huh? weird let me see

*Feels like he's having a stroke*
leon's grammar by dofef March 18, 2024

Guildford Grammar School 

A school which had a headmaster who dipped faster than the Italians did from the Axis
Guildford Grammar School, oh yeah, Stevman Weebdoh can shove a dildo up his arse

invicta grammar school 

An all-girls school in Kent that forces its students to wear knee length skirts that resemble that of a nun. It is full of either slags who lost their virginity at 13, druggies who deal on site, or members of the LGBTQ+ community.
‘have you heard of hell?’
‘oh, invicta grammar school? i go there everyday’
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