Mervin: Hm... Larry, didn't Mapquest say to turn right on Main in 3 miles?
Larry: Hmmm, Larry... Uhhh, Yeah. I think its been like 30 miles so far...
Mervin: SHIT! Mapquest stinks.
Larry: Yeah, mapquest stinks like your dirty vagina. I'll GPS it on my phone, douche.
Larry: Hmmm, Larry... Uhhh, Yeah. I think its been like 30 miles so far...
Mervin: SHIT! Mapquest stinks.
Larry: Yeah, mapquest stinks like your dirty vagina. I'll GPS it on my phone, douche.
by benihana26 June 15, 2008
Great Personal Style, as Brandon Flowers (lead singer of the indie/alternative rock band "The Killers") quoted in an interview that someone had come up to him and said he had great GPS. Brandon asked what GPS was and the man replied "Great Personal Style"
by fourminuteswiser August 6, 2011
Simply means "gameplan" It can be used in a variety of ways and may also be used to replace "what's up"
by DeezNuts2016forPresident September 8, 2016
A very dry joke that buzz kills your entire day. A term used to embarrass someone who makes a terrible joke.
by Gurpreet C January 22, 2011
Girlfriend Positioning System. When your dude feels the need to let you know where he is at every moment of every day.
What am I? Your GPS?
by positioning_system April 17, 2011
Ginger Penis Syndrome
When one has orange pubic hair, and a small freckled penis that cannot be exposed to sunlight due to paleness
When one has orange pubic hair, and a small freckled penis that cannot be exposed to sunlight due to paleness
While in a public restroom, Jeremiah happened to noticed something peculiar about Jon. Then he realized that Jon has Ginger Penis Syndrome
Jeremiah: "OMG Carl, did you see Jonny's GPS!?"
Carl: "Yeah! He might want to get that checked out!"
Jeremiah: "OMG Carl, did you see Jonny's GPS!?"
Carl: "Yeah! He might want to get that checked out!"
by GPS creator February 11, 2014
"Grind Penis"
you go to a party and scope out one HOT guy and if you 1)dance with him 2) kiss him 3) hit home base you have officially gp'ed the guy
you go to a party and scope out one HOT guy and if you 1)dance with him 2) kiss him 3) hit home base you have officially gp'ed the guy
"man how was that party last week?"
"it was unreal, i gp'ed this hot college guy"
"attta girl!"
"are you going to semi tonight?"
" oh yes i have to gp tonight!"
"it was unreal, i gp'ed this hot college guy"
"attta girl!"
"are you going to semi tonight?"
" oh yes i have to gp tonight!"
by agoshawks August 26, 2009