Got a rock 

1. To botch something up
2. To have horribly bad luck
3. The special power of Ken

Just when everything was going well, Ken got a rock and McGee was raped by a goat

Got a rock by Marcus November 19, 2003

Got a rock on 

Got an erection, i.e woah she gives me a rock on!

erection, hard on, stiffie

Got a rock on by Chris Rocksville February 1, 2005

You got a rock in your pocket? 

A response used when someone includes you in their plans without asking, to which you would respond if the 'we' they are referring to is them and the rock in their pocket.

"Yeah, we're going to that concert tomorrow night"
"We? What, you got a rock in your pocket? Because I'm certainly not going."

You got a rock in your pocket? by Palumboss June 3, 2019

I got you a rock 

this is like saying “i am in love with you” so use it carefully😆😩😛

“ HEYYYYYY I GOT YOU A ROCK:)”

I got you a rock by Ldldlozsnmwdlx March 1, 2021

[A bitch ass nigga that got his shit rocked]

Isaac Alvarez is a bitch ass nigga that cant back up his mouth

person 1: aye you ever see A bitch ass nigga that got his shit rocked
person 2: yea I've seen Isaac Alvarez

[A bitch ass nigga that got his shit rocked] by jerryifuckedurmom June 12, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020