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goopy bear

a goopy bear is what you get when your cart breaks and the oil is still good so you poor the rest of it on a gummy bear with another on top of the oil like a sandwich and eat it.. a goopy bear
bro i made a goopy bear ima eat it
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Goopy Bear

A “goopy bear” is a gummy bear covered in the oil from a dab/THC pen. This dab/THC oil lathered gummy bear will provide you with relief and comfort.
Yo dude have you eaten this goopy bear yet?”
“Nah i haven’t”
“You will get he!!a fried”
by sidecharacter.onb March 17, 2026
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Goopy bear

When you take two haribo gummy bears and shove old hard THC oil in between them and eat it.
Hey you wanna eat goopy bears
by Buttt Plugg March 18, 2026
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gloopy bear

Fat piece of fucking garbage who is a lazy gloopy slob and doesn't do anything around apart from eating.
I know a fat guy named Dylan, he's a gloopy bear.
by Dirty_sock__ October 31, 2023
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Goomy bear

a dumbass that doesnt understand or is really dumb
Omg Alex why would you do that your a goomy bear
by Joythegoomybear August 14, 2018
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goofy bear

someone or something who is forgetful; is extremely dumb and potentially has a mullet
You're such a silly goofy bear !!!!
by renmare February 6, 2024
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