goner boner

Read as goh-ner boh-ner, gah-ner bah-ner or really any way it rhymes, it's an erection on the other side of the penis hardness curve. Usually happens in the worst of moments, and the sometimes sudden limpness can be caused by nervousness, temperature changes, alcohol consumption, vigorous foreplay, age, or the sudden realization of who your partner is.

Medical term is limpus dickus.

He said "Let's do it, waste not a boner", but by the time we got there it was a goner boner.

by Octogenerarian April 22, 2018

Lady Boner Gone

When a lady experiences and "ick" or her partner does something that turns her off.

"Lady boner gone, he dry humping me and huffing like a dog." said Lay Bankz.

by SexieLexie94 October 5, 2023

boner-be-gone

An object or act of a person that totally unarouses a guy. Someone or something that kills the mood. Something that makes you anti-horny. cockblock buzzkill

Rad: Hey, check out these hot girls on the computer.

K-Dogg: **walks by with buttcrack showing**

Rad: Aw come on dude, you're a boner-be-gone.

by Raditude December 17, 2008