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clunging gobshite 

when the streamer man gives bad advice
vincent told the chat member a load of clunging gobshite
clunging gobshite by binslop March 22, 2021

gobshite 

Loud-mouthed person who talks a lot, but nothing with any value - as in shite coming out of their gob
"Shut it, you little gobshite!"
gobshite by - August 4, 2002

Gobshite goblin

Someone who doesn't care much about anything except for themselves, especially in a time of need. They tend to put themselves first in every situation.
Person 1: Where's Scomo? The country is on fire and he's no where to be seen!
Person 2: He went on holiday after Sydney filled up with smoke. He's a gobshite goblin.

Person 1: Where's Jane? I broke my foot and I need a friend.
Person 2: Jane wanted to watch a movie instead, she thought that would be more fun.
Person 1: Oh, I didn't know Jane was a gobshite goblin. You learn something new everyday
Gobshite goblin by Sinnivar December 21, 2019

gobshite 

A word of irish origin, meaning a person who blabbers on about incredibly senseless things.
"Shut up, you stupid gobshite!"
gobshite by Anonymous August 7, 2003

gobshite 

Someone who talks incessant shite in a lame attempt to make themselves look good, whilst actually making a complete twat out of themselves.
GI.GHoD, GI.Diamorphene, in fact most of GI squad are gobshites.
gobshite by APC Camper July 16, 2008

gobshitter 

One who blabbers continuously without regard for others , on subjects to which he or she has no understanding.

A variation of the term "gobshite"
billy has been speaking for hours now ... if only he had a clue

billy put a sock in it softlad ... soak up all that shite that spews from your pie hole .. you are nothing but a GOBSHITTER !
gobshitter by reefer.m July 30, 2009
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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