Ivorian golf club 

The act of shoving a golf club inside your partners rear end. The receiver (male) gets a hard on, causing his penis to look like the trunk of an Ivorian elephant.

Hey, did you see Ludwig and Ridolfo gave each other an Ivorian golf club last evening?

Ivorian golf club by Matic123 December 27, 2022

Fixin' to meet the golf club

to beat the shit out of someone hitting on your girlfriend

Jon: Stop talking to my girl or else you will be fixin' to meet the golf club

Fixin' to meet the golf club by Fixin to meet the golf club June 13, 2017

Jamaican Golf Club

An embarrassingly large grandpa erection.

Uncle Joe ought to do a better job of hiding his Jamaican golf club around the kids.

Jamaican Golf Club by Tony Bologna May 25, 2007

morris county golf club

where all the rich families and kids go to play golf, tennis and swim. mcgc is beautiful but the country club is not diverse. it has recently been redone and is absolutely stunning the locker rooms are made of expensive stone and the snack bar has a flat screen and a terrace. MCGC throws great parties

every rich person goes to morris county golf club

morris county golf club by golferboy May 31, 2010

Golf Club Day 

The last day of February. Traditionally this is the day that the lady in a relationship get's her man a new golf club in anticipation of spring and the start of golf season.

If the man doesn't play golf then she should get him something related to his favorite activity.

If the lady gets the man something for Golf Club Day he is expected to return the favor on Jewelry Day.

Ryan: Dude, what did your wife get you for Golf Club Day?

Rob: I don't play golf so she got me the hot new XBOX game.

Ryan: Now you gotta get her something for Jewelry Day.

Golf Club Day by BigOtter April 29, 2012

bayville golf club 

private golf club set near the waters of the lynnhaven river in virginia beach va. membership is limited to 300 members with a typical wait list peroid of two years.

you playing golf today? yeah going to bayville golf club!

bayville golf club by rthomas August 16, 2006

golf club 

good for hitting dumb cumts like Brett Dash with

golf club by Anonymous June 25, 2003