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Derogatory slang word used by the more refined English teachers in France. Most often used when giving opinions about ministerial edicts.
by foonist66 June 30, 2011
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Verb. To goldilocks is to steal something that doesn't belong to you. Often, it refers to the theft of something left unattended, frequently food or drink.
Hey, who goldilocksed my sandwich? I left it right there!
by Deacon23 September 17, 2010
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You put your dick in a girl's butt but it's too tight
You put you dick in a girls vagina but it's too loose
So, you put your dick in her mouth and it's JUST RIGHT
I hooked up with Pamela once. It was a Goldilocks experience...the first two holes just weren't working
by alittlehart May 04, 2007
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The action you perform when you ejaculate into a girls nose and she snorts it up and spits it out containing the contents of her crusty snot making whats called a "Goldilocks", representing the porridge in the movie.
For my boyfriends birthday, i told him to cum in my nose and I showed him a Goldilocks,
He left me after.
by Soviet.loli March 18, 2018
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As a woman, only one cock will fit her vag perfectly. She will search for years to find that cock. A Goldilocks cock is one that is not too big, and not too small, but just right.
Ben’s cock was the perfect fit. Not too big and not too small. I’ve found my Goldilocks cock!
by djdelanez September 13, 2018
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