a place in space that is neither too hot nor too cold, that has enough surface liquid water and that is therefore suitable for life.
Our Earth is a goldilocks zone.
by uttam maharjan October 01, 2010
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To try out multiple items before choosing one; different from "window-shopping" in that one must actually use/try the items in question before making a choice.
I needed a new desk, so I spent the day goldilocksing in furniture stores until I found the perfect one.
by t.s.a. August 25, 2005
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The very tiny zone of species close enough to humans, where it's legal to have sex with them, yet far enough from humans where it's legal to kill them.
"Your turn, Frank. When you find Bigfoot, will you fuck him or kill him?"
"Well both options are legal, aren't they, because Bigfoot is in the Cryptid Goldilocks Zone."
"Well both options are legal, aren't they, because Bigfoot is in the Cryptid Goldilocks Zone."
by offender-go May 26, 2021
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A state of personality where one is paradoxically considered an asshole, but is still considered endearing and likable.
"It's great to be an asshole, but you don't want to be a total asshole. There's a balance that must be struck. Assholes who are total assholes suffer too much backlash for their nature and are generally considered insufferable by all. Thus, you must learn to follow proper asshole decorum and fall under the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em. You have accomplished this when people say things about you like 'he's funny, but he's an asshole', or 'I like Dave, but he's kind of an asshole.' That's the Goldilocks zone. You want people to compliment you, or express fondness for you, but then immediately feel the need to point out that you're an asshole."
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"
by The Logical Fallacy February 27, 2019
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v. To do something several times, alternating between opposite extremes, taking forever to hit the optimal solution.
The words is taken from the childrens fairytale: Goldilocks and the three bears, written by the brothers Grimm.
Also see goldilocks, goldilocks (v), goldilocksing
The words is taken from the childrens fairytale: Goldilocks and the three bears, written by the brothers Grimm.
Also see goldilocks, goldilocks (v), goldilocksing
"Marci was totally Goldilocksing with the printer paper. First she jammed the printer because there wasn't enough paper in the printer drawer, then she put so much paper in that it jammed again!"
by Rocketman Karl March 03, 2009
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When people walk into a bar or restaurant and sit at every table before finally choosing one
Taken from the children's fairytale Goldilocks & The 3 Bears
Taken from the children's fairytale Goldilocks & The 3 Bears
- "Dude, you got a new table at 103"
- "Ya I see them, but they've been GOLDILOCKSING the fuck out of me, that's the 4th table they've sat in........ see there they go again!
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This seat's too chilly
This seat's too loud
This seat doesn't have a window
This seat is juuuuuuust right!
- "Ya I see them, but they've been GOLDILOCKSING the fuck out of me, that's the 4th table they've sat in........ see there they go again!
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This seat's too chilly
This seat's too loud
This seat doesn't have a window
This seat is juuuuuuust right!
by Mahphukkah July 05, 2012
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by dutchvd July 21, 2014
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