goldfish memory 

When youre so high that u forget anything that happened within the last 15 seconds.

guy 1: Dude im so high right now....

guy 2: hey wait a sec....

guy 2: oh nevermind i forgot...its that goldfish memory

guy 1: its what?

guy 2: i just told u about it 20 seconds ago

goldfish memory by christian_cain January 30, 2008

Goldfish Memory 

Bad memory, forgetful

I have goldfish memory, I only retain information for 5 seconds, then it is ... what was I saying?

Goldfish Memory by anonymous February 1, 2022

goldfish memory 

the worst memory possible. Goldfishes have 1-10 second memory loss

the dumbest student e v e r: hey did you study for the test tomorrow? I didn't I have goldfish memory.
An average student: dude its not a test AN EXAM
the dumbest student e v e r: wait what. we have exams this week

goldfish memory by lunamoona457 January 13, 2024

GoldFish Memory Emo 

When someone says something you don't understand. When you complain about things then don't know what the other person is trying to say.

"Ugh Haley and Chloe. I just can't with you GoldFish Memory emos" -oscar

GoldFish Memory Emo by GOD AND MOSES November 6, 2017

Memory of a goldfish

(Mémoire d'un poisson rouge en français): having a memory so poor and atrocious that lol goldfish can do better.

If you're not cognitively struggling but still have a poor memory, you have the memory of a goldfish

Memory of a goldfish by Uncle Dimma April 10, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019