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Goldfish Memory 

I have goldfish memory, I only retain information for 5 seconds, then it is ... what was I saying?
Goldfish Memory by anonymous February 1, 2022

goldfish memory 

the worst memory possible. Goldfishes have 1-10 second memory loss
the dumbest student e v e r: hey did you study for the test tomorrow? I didn't I have goldfish memory.
An average student: dude its not a test AN EXAM
the dumbest student e v e r: wait what. we have exams this week
goldfish memory by lunamoona457 January 13, 2024

GoldFish Memory Emo 

When someone says something you don't understand. When you complain about things then don't know what the other person is trying to say.
"Ugh Haley and Chloe. I just can't with you GoldFish Memory emos" -oscar

Memory of a goldfish

(Mémoire d'un poisson rouge en français): having a memory so poor and atrocious that lol goldfish can do better.
If you're not cognitively struggling but still have a poor memory, you have the memory of a goldfish
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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