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goggle tan 

a tan that appears only on the lower half of ones face. generally a result of alot of wintersporting in the sun. the goggles shield the upper portion of your face, while the lower part is still exposed to the sun thus creating a homer simpson-esque tan.
dude, i was up at riding copper for a week straight and it was sunny every day, now ive got this totally gnar goggle tan.
goggle tan by zachar March 12, 2006
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goggle tan 

Any facial coloring that is caused by wearing ski goggles which cause the skin around the eyes to remain pale. Although called a goggle tan, it is just as often caused by frostbite or windburn.
My goggle tan was a source of pride until prom night.
goggle tan by happilysilent1 June 26, 2015

google tan 

Similar to "goggle tan". Instead, you have "Google" imprinted on your face from being in front of Google's intense UV rays for too long.
Dude! You are teh l33t, I am in awe of your google tan.
google tan by Jason Davies December 9, 2008

goggleman 

Goggleman is a unique specimen with a love for ammunition and edginess. Whenever a Goggleman opens their mouth the room tends to go quiet and look around for an escape.
Wow! Have you seen Goggleman? He's shooting up a school again! xD
goggleman by user683578 October 15, 2020

Tanama Goggles 

after being at tan(all girls camp) for a few weeks, any guy who works there, or comes into the camp would be considered a sex god. girls going crazy over him, and thinking that he's the best looking guy in the world; the truth? he's actually pretty ugly, but the deprivation of not seeing real guys for a couple weeks gets to the girls.

"tanama goggles" makes a guy who would be average or slightly ugly in real life SUPER hot
it would be like taking clay aiken or jacob hoggard (lead singer of hedley)
and making him live at all girls camp
the girls would go crazy
because of "tanama goggles"
they would make him look like
taylor lautner or ashton kutcher
- attractive when he actually isn't remotely attractive
Tanama Goggles by tanl<3ver2009 December 19, 2009
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