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Samuel geoghegan 

samuel is a paigon, blonde hair, broken glasses, polish people don’t like samuel, he’s an oddball but we love him dearly

geoghegan 

Someone who has this surname is one of the best people in the world they will always be there when u need them, however if u get on their bad side they will make you regret it. They will always treat you with respect unless you stop treating them the same,they will always be shy however once you get to know them the crazy side comes out.
they are amazing singers and will never let you down, once you get a geoghegan you should never let go of them because they will leave their mark on you. whenever you meet one keep them close otherwise they will leave your life without a trace and will never come back. Always forgiving you unless they have had too much and will leave you instantly
that person is definitely a geoghegan
geoghegan by chicky nuggy February 9, 2021

Mr Geoghegan 

proffesional speenrunner
Mr Geoghegan by Bimdo_0 December 10, 2021

Steven Geoghegan 

Having a Steven Geoghegean is pretty much the same as giving Anal sex to a man, but the Steven Geoghegean involves drinking Semen, Rimming, Semen in eyes/nose/ears whilst inserting fruit into your anus. Along side fruit, many other objects can be inserted into the anus, these include; Golf clubs, Pineapples, Flasks and Huel. Those of you that experience a Steven Geoghegean will most certianly not regret it!
Hello Matthew Fidler, My name is Simon Lee, Would You Like To Steven Geoghegan With Me?

Goehegan 

A Misfit: incompetant, a negligent practitioner in deep denial.

Also see: offspring of.-snake oil, widget, ostrich, weasel, etc.
"The belief that the mallet handle would suit the procedure well turned out to be a classic example of geohegan." --VetCare Quarterly

To claim opposite of the obvious in order to save face, or ass. Complete with results expected though never mentioned. See above. geohegan
Goehegan by peace February 18, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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