godthinkin'

For Godthinkin' is sitting on the toilet pondering the meaning of life, looking to the past, present, and future... While blasting huge logs back into the primordial soup beneath your anus!

In a Bostonian Accent pronounced 'Gawwdthinkan!'

Cheryl: Yo! Babe what the fuck are you doin' sitting on the pot almost all day!?
Dennis: Mind ya business Cheryl, I'm just godthinkin'!

by Jumanji Dookie November 28, 2021

Govthinking

The specific groupthink of the political executive—the elected officials and their inner circles. It is characterized by short-term crisis management, polling-driven policy, message discipline, and an obsession with news cycles and partisan advantage. Govthinking thrives in a bubble of advisers who mirror the leader's instincts, where the goal shifts from sound governance to winning the daily narrative and the next election. Complex, long-term problems are addressed with symbolic, headline-grabbing gestures.

*Example: Faced with a housing affordability crisis, a mayor's office deep in Govthinking opts for a flashy, ground-breaking ceremony for 100 units of "affordable" housing (that will take years to build) while rejecting a comprehensive zoning reform that would anger developer donors. The thinking is entirely governed by the next day's positive press and the next quarter's fundraising numbers.*

by Dumuabzu February 5, 2026