godda mit 

(v) Trying not to laugh. Holding in a laugh. Holding back a sneeze. The act of being caught when you "got to admit" something is funny.

Jeezle Lorretta! This duckfoot is killing me. See how it sticks to my leg? I godda mit that this would be really funny if your mom caught us.

godda mit by The Furdler January 16, 2009

goddamit 

Interjection: a word most commonly used in dire, stressful, or really intense situations. Can also be used when one is very pissed off.

When the tree fell on Jesus' car, he yelled, "goddamit!!!"

"While I was driving home, I nailed this squirrel at 50mph. Goddamit, now I gotta clean the shit off my car!!"

Teacher: "OK class, your first midterm is tomorrow."
Student: "Goddamit!"

Dr. Evil: "So what'll it be, Mr. Powers? Save your girlfriend, or save your mojo?"
Austin: "Goddamit!"

goddamit by The Storm Drains May 3, 2008

god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house 

god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house

god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house

god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house by YA YA YA POTATo March 25, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008