god's dick

Anything viewed in nature that resembles a penis.

That hippo's tale looks just like a head and shaft... There it is man...god's dick...

by Eagleeye December 26, 2013

god dick

"The Almighty Dick." This type of dick is rare to come across and is most pleasent in sex. This dick will steal your girlfriend, wife, side bitch, mom, and even your grandma if she is still living.

Female 1: Have you ever heard of a God dick?
Female 2: Yes! I wish I could come across one :(

by GertheGod July 26, 2016

God Dicked

To be screwed over by an Act of God.

The people of Japan were really God Dicked by the recent earthquake and tsunami.

by Dr. Stew April 21, 2011

fire dick god

the giant entity with a fiery dick and infinite power

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its fire dick god

by father fast fingers February 18, 2017