self glorification 

Self glorification is a term referring to the telling of a Harsh But True that glorifies the storyteller. It is the origin of the concept of the self call. The term is specific to the Tabard, a social organization at Dartmouth College.

Towelie: "So there I was, in my mom's house, in my old room with all my old Milli Vanilli posters, getting a blowjob from this fiiiiine honey, and smoking a blunt, when..."

The Tabard: "Self glorification!!"

self glorification by Towelie of the Tabard September 17, 2007

wealth glorification 

what jisung, changbin and woojin do,, which is literally why we have mass poverty not that anyone cares

i was wondering why i couldn’t afford a can of beans but soon understood when i saw that hd whitewashed picture of jisung wearing airpods😔✊🏽 wealth glorification!

wealth glorification by ninjasfam June 16, 2019

gorification 

originating in the urdu word for a white person i.e. gora, gorification refers to the progressive erasure of indian cultural traits from a person of indian origin in favour of american or british cultural traits.

signs of gorification include the pronounciation of a traditionally indian name in such a manner that it almost sounds like an english name! very low tolerance levels for spices, especially chilli, decline or absence of any knowledge of the names of the various dishes that made up your staple diet until you were 16, the declining ability to eat with your hands and the absolute inability to eat rice with your hands, the idea that bollywood movies still don't show kissing and the notion that watching a bollywood movie is akin to a novel cultural experience.

"you can't eat rice with your hands, aisha? (who prefers to call herself asia) your gorification is almost complete!"

to become gorified is to simultaneously be de-desified. ones levels of gorification are inversely proportional to ones levels of desfication/desication

gorification is a synonym for de-desification/de-desication

gorification by evolvepast8 January 25, 2010

de-goonification 

To remove any display or hint of goon like behaviour from ones sight, life, social network site etc
If you ever think after you've posted something on facebook "hmmm that was a bit goonish of me" then you need be worried about being involved in de-goonification.

I was looking through my news feed and some people's statuses have really made me consider starting a de-goonification process on my page

de-goonification by Goonette23 March 13, 2011

GloriaFecation 

Gloriafecation, from the words Gloria and Defecation meaning: to sh*t on scientific language when writing a thesis

Gloriafecation is most commonly observed during Thesising

(Thesising to pretend to be writing on your thesis)

‎"Docking also provides us with the ligand location and conformation information..." is an example of a sentence that has been completely Gloriafecated and can be seen as an act of GloriaFecation

NB: other examples will follow soon, as the thesis is still in progress.

GloriaFecation by Per.C6 September 19, 2011

gookification 

The process of becoming gookified. Or, the process of transmogrifying of a person or object into a gook. Any process that transforms a non-Asian entity into one that is quintessentially Asian, especially Korean.
See gook for more information.

That guy took a perfectly good dish of rice and gookified it.

That Honda has been subject to an extreme gookification. See all the stickers and unnecessary add-ons?

Man, ever since Dave has been watching Anime, he's undergone a grade-A gookification.

gookification by MojoXN September 12, 2006

Genrification 

Overgeneralizing generations in a workplace setting to the detriment of the organization and individuals.

When a person guides their judgement of a person based on the age group they belong in, rather than making an individual assessment of that person's qualities.

Stereotyping based on year of birth.

A backward thinking crutch paralyzing growth and innovation.

Susy was born in the 80's, as a Millennial she is probably a diva worker, can't come to work on time, wants too much and offers little skill. We might have a problem with her. (Genrification)

Adam is from the Boomer Generation, he probably is not too comfortable with computers, we might have a hard time getting him up to speed. (Genrification)

"We need to make sure that when we are looking at candidates for this new position we do not fall into Genrification. We need to assess each candidate based on their skills and how they interview, rather than assume that they will possess certain qualities or negative attributes based on the buzz we hear about their age group. Let's keep an open mind. "

Traditionalists or Veterans: Born before 1946
Baby Boomers: Born between 1946 and 1964
Generation X: Born between 1965 and 1980
Generation Y or Millennial: Born after 1980

Genrification by Newpaths March 13, 2012