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A hang nail on your glaplos jeeblus

Hey, I'm gonna cut off Hailee's glorbius

That's insane

She'll like it.

glorbius by I love bubblebass January 19, 2025

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glorbius

A hangnail that's on your jeebus florblax

I'm gonna cut off hailee's glorbius

glorbius by I love bubblebass January 19, 2025

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Glorbius

A person who has gotten so morbidly obese their speech is effected by their fat neck.

"look at glorbius over there"
"JESUS, SHES BASICALLY CHOKING ON HER TOUNGE"

Glorbius by big0tkiller May 16, 2025

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Glorbius

A word that’s meant to sound rude/harmful, but it doesn’t hold any weight

D: You are a glorbius
C: What is a glorbius?
D: Idk i just made it up

Glorbius by imightbeblack July 5, 2026

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Glorbus

A very wise superior being

The ancient Glorbus came to Earth to illuminate it’s lesser beings.

Glorbus by Bubbly Glorbus April 16, 2020

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glorbises

A particularly nasty type of STD prevalently found in populations of philosophy graduate students.

I would really enjoy Hume more if my glorbises weren't itching so badly.

glorbises by Isaac Meyers December 11, 2009

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glimbo glorbus

A silly little blue alien boy on the planet of Azulia

Person 1: "Hey, I heard you were a glimbo glorbus in disguise."
Person 2: *eyes dilate and human skin starts peeling off, showing the true azulian blueness they really are* "What makes you think that?"

glimbo glorbus by i is stupido May 27, 2023

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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