Gloins

hybrid of GLOWING LOINS - when your loins are so hot for mcluvin they are glowing, and any/every port in the storm will do; additionally they are burning so bright you swear other people can actually see them

My gloins are so bright I just got approached by 2 separate guys in the produce section

I thought maybe my gloins had cooled off some but then i bumped into some firemen...nope!

by ShadeZz November 22, 2011

groinsaw

When you grind your crotch into something so furiously, the effect is equal to that of a saw. Used in the first chapter of the fanfiction HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

"Dobby relished his groinsaw's roar as he withdrew the flesh-choked blade from the astronaut's ruined skull."

by Firstpillow December 11, 2009

Groinsword

Blunt, powerful-sounding term for a strap-on dildo. Especially a bigg'un.

I knew my ass was in for a jolly time when Betty pulled out the eleven-inch black spiked groinsword.

by AlexReynard May 8, 2008

Goinszite

A member of a group of people who cater to someone with an overinflated Ego.

Hey did you see Molly today?

No she's busy stroking Drew's ego with the other goinszites

by The Wizened Neckbeard February 25, 2011

Gloin

The king of dwarves in most of the third age of middle earth.

Father of the popular wordGimli/word

by larstait October 27, 2003

gloin

1. One of the thirteen dwarves that journeyed with Bilbo Baggins , in J.R.R. Tolkien's book "The Hobbit".

2. How Chinese people with heavy accents pronounce "groin".

1. Gloin and his son Gimli went to Rivendell in time for the Council of Elrond.

2. Doctor: Hello mister Chan, what seems to be the problem today?
Chinese guy: Mah gloin..::points to crotch::
Doctor: Ahh, well surgery should help. We will just slice that little fucker and....
Chinese guy: Ahh yoo seeleeyus?? PAK DAT! Yoo nalla leel doctoh! I go see accupungshoo! @$%#^$*%$@!#!!! <--- random Chinese cuss words

by naknumm February 4, 2008

globins

a.) Consciousness, being.
b.) One's mind.

My globins were blown by the philosophical essay I just read.

by Sean Ramsay April 22, 2008