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Painfully slow, as though moving through molasses.
My internet connection is quite gloggy today.
Gloggy by Narfy Jones July 31, 2003
Urban Dictionary Merch
a word to describe the feeling in your stomach when you drink too much of a liquid too fast.
Alex drank his hot chocolate so fast, he quickly became gloggy.
Gloggy by Batteraziiz July 23, 2011

gloggy lippy

When you are having a good old snog and ones snot runs onto the lips and into the mouth of another.
Phoebe: Sophie I heard you went round to Ash's yesterday afternoon?
Sophie: Yes Pheebs, I am so embarrassed. When we kissed my nose started gushing, I think I got a cold from when I shared my Olbos oil sniffer with that guy Karl from the bus station.
Phoebe: Oh don't worry Soph, that's just a gloggy lippy, I do it all the time.
Sophie: Oh phew, because it was the best kiss I ever had.

#gloggylipsmakeforagoodkiss
gloggy lippy by wizzasaurus September 18, 2018

moonso of gloggy bon fized moycon deft b lopa 

A phrase written hastily on a piece of plywood, the floor of a hastily constructed drainage pipe house. My friend asked me to read the phrase. I did and it was awesome, and we used it for the next 10 years, mainly to confuse people, as we would randomly say the phrase in conversation. Shortly after the day it was written, my friend "translated" the phrase. The only word I now recall was "moycon" it translated as "marihuana"
Me: moonso of gloggy bon fized moycon deft b lopa. You: LOL Yeah man, I dig it.

groggy gary 

The best FPS gamer of all time, groggy gary.
"Did you see that guy named groggy gary? I heard he was the best FPS gamer of all time!
groggy gary by groggygary June 16, 2022
The state of being so drunk that you need to get your stomach pumped.
yo he got so fucked in the other room, might be glogged
Glogged by FerretGod January 31, 2021
A sleepy, dull feeling, making you slow to move or think; evoking an image of being mentally water-logged
I slept 14 hours last night, so this morning I feel very groggy.
groggy by JBob May 13, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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