glitch bot 

someone who stutters/ staggers while talking or does anything uncontrollable with their body
aka a fucking spaz or fucking idiot

Gabby can’t get a fucking word out without stuttering, she’s such a glitch bot

glitch bot by glitchbotbitch February 20, 2020

Glitchbook 

When Facebook acts like a complete retard and does one of the following:
Not show your comments, even though you know you commented
Either Not send private messages or sends many of the same private message
Not showing anything on the newsfeed

Person 1: Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Person 2: I am excited to be your friend also, but you didn't have to send THAT many hey!'s lmfao
Person 1:...but I sent it only once...
Person 2: nm, it's Glitchbook's fault.

Glitchbook by Guesswho617 July 3, 2012

Glitchboyhalo

Glitch my friend

And bbhs ship name and they were made on the 69th day of the year (march 10)

Glitchboyhalo is couple goals

Glitchboyhalo by F1nn_ac3 February 8, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008