by Stinkychonkers February 13, 2023
The act of someone who promises you something but at the time of delivery rescinds from what they promised they would do.
by hyfyve July 16, 2014
One who does not know anything.
Other uses:
A derogatory term meaning idiot or moron. Mr. Kasal, adj, noun, anything you wish.
Other uses:
A derogatory term meaning idiot or moron. Mr. Kasal, adj, noun, anything you wish.
Peter you're glib!
"If you don't shut up ill run you over with the car!"
"Don't be so glib"
You're a glib.
glibby little asshole
"If you don't shut up ill run you over with the car!"
"Don't be so glib"
You're a glib.
glibby little asshole
by 12skatetaconeato34 March 12, 2008
1:Oh, so we’re talking now? 2:Well I I guess so, since words came out of my mouth and you heard them.
2:That’s Glib. Stop being Glib.
2:That’s Glib. Stop being Glib.
by HaydenSaysYeet February 1, 2021
to quickly and easily make things up, (particularly when it comes to the definitions of words); bullshit out of reflex
John: People who use big words to describe simple things are sesquipedalian assholes.
Nicole: What does sesquipedalian mean?
Ern: Isn't it like a 70 year old squid?
Harvin: Erin, ad-glib much?
John: Ern, your retarded.
Nicole: What does sesquipedalian mean?
Ern: Isn't it like a 70 year old squid?
Harvin: Erin, ad-glib much?
John: Ern, your retarded.
by Ern Lee Ermey September 15, 2008
I’m allergic to glib. — a glib response inspired by the style of the playwright Bertoldt Brecht that foregrounds the apparatus of glibness used as a counter offensive weapon.
This is a 21st century technique derived from the of 20th century insult of introducing a landline interlocutor to your friend “click” and hanging up a phone rapidly terminating a conversation.
Because of the way we now communicate, “snark” is the “word play of choice”. And many people have become “keyboard commandos and combatants”.
Often a dismissive rejoinder is required to reply in as few characters as possible based on 21st century attention spans and mediums of choice like text or Twitter and Facebook.
“I’m allergic to glib” is a wonderful way to terminate an electronic conversation while simultaneously dismissing the “snark-er”.
Like most comebacks, ultimately, this will become overused (see speak to the hand); so, use it while it lasts.
The good news is that if one uses and studies the writings of Bertoldt Brecht ; then, the only limit to creatively generating Brecht-ian conversation rejoinders is individual creativity and wit.
This is a 21st century technique derived from the of 20th century insult of introducing a landline interlocutor to your friend “click” and hanging up a phone rapidly terminating a conversation.
Because of the way we now communicate, “snark” is the “word play of choice”. And many people have become “keyboard commandos and combatants”.
Often a dismissive rejoinder is required to reply in as few characters as possible based on 21st century attention spans and mediums of choice like text or Twitter and Facebook.
“I’m allergic to glib” is a wonderful way to terminate an electronic conversation while simultaneously dismissing the “snark-er”.
Like most comebacks, ultimately, this will become overused (see speak to the hand); so, use it while it lasts.
The good news is that if one uses and studies the writings of Bertoldt Brecht ; then, the only limit to creatively generating Brecht-ian conversation rejoinders is individual creativity and wit.
I actually read hard copy books and stay away from electronic platforms like Facebook and Twitter because I’m allergic to glib.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 28, 2023
A Glib Charm Suzie is a girl who acts normal around her girl friends and family but starts laying on the "charm" when a boy comes allong. Like someone with a split personality, a Glib Charm Suzie goes from normal girl to a Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan, hyper-active flirt who is so achingly fake, her friends are embarrassed to be around her. She flips her hair, she sticks out her chest and laughs shrilly at the boy's slightest hint of humor while her friends look on, knowing full well she is acting fake to Paris Hilton Proportions.
Boy: Hey, what's kickin chicken?
Glib Charm Suzie: HAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA! *squeals & flips hair* Oooooh, you're the funniest person I've ever met!!!! *Hyina laugh* *sticks out chest* So I heard you're going to the Internet Caffe later on? I'll be there to! *waits for him to give her his e-mail adress*
GCS's Friend: (Thinks) holy shit, when does she ever use her e-mail? And what the hell is with the chest thing? I can't believe I've got a huge Glib Charm Suzie as a friend!
Boy: This girl totaly wants me!
Glib Charm Suzie: HAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA! *squeals & flips hair* Oooooh, you're the funniest person I've ever met!!!! *Hyina laugh* *sticks out chest* So I heard you're going to the Internet Caffe later on? I'll be there to! *waits for him to give her his e-mail adress*
GCS's Friend: (Thinks) holy shit, when does she ever use her e-mail? And what the hell is with the chest thing? I can't believe I've got a huge Glib Charm Suzie as a friend!
Boy: This girl totaly wants me!
by Peaseblossom85 July 20, 2006