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Glenwood High School

A public school found in chatham, illinois. It is filled with really awful teachers but many slutty girls, some of which are good looking. Also, people that attend this school really know how to party for reallllllllllll.
Tom: your in my math class at glenwood high school right?

Mark: yes for sure,what did you get on that math test?

Tom: an F, ms walbert doesnt know what she's teaching. Good thing there's that party this weekend. Getting fucked always takes my mind off of grades.
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Glenwood High School

Glenwood High school is a super legit school, we are white trash but it's okay. Don't listen to SHG kids they're just a bunch of off brand private school students who are jealous that we beat them 34-10 in football last night.
Maybe we should move to that super legit school called Glenwood high school.

glenwood high school

The most legendary school in the world, which has awesome people and an awesome rugby team. The debating team is also very awesome.
Oh my, I wish I went to that awesome school Glenwood High School. Everyone says it is awesome.

Glenwood High School

Glenwood High School is a low income high school in Chatham IL where a bunch of white-trash, ghetto, crack head students who always skip class to pick corn and smoke pot in their pick up trucks and are very upset because they are all very poor and can never figure out why they can never beat SHG because they suck in all sports besides baseball and that is only because they all shoot up on many steroids before and after every game.
Look at all those poor kids at Glenwood High School. They are just jealous because they drive pick ups instead of BMWs and smoke pot all day when they are not doing steroids for baseball. Hurry drive away before they shoot at us.
Glenwood High School by BJONT TRTY August 30, 2010

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026