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glanston

a guy who rejects all girls but he wants to have fuckin fun with them.he is a fat ass motha fucka.never believe him when he proposes to you,the whole year is his april fool day
he is not right for ,he is a glanston.
by toooocuteforyou April 5, 2023
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Glastonbury High School

Glastonbury high school is a public high school for grades 9-12 that is predominately full of kids sheltered within the Caucasian , Christian, and rich Glastonbury bubble.

It's students come from very diversified backgrounds (some consider themselves to be upper middle class others consider themselves to be upper class).

The dress code at GHS is sporadically enforced and outfits worn by students scream "I payed way to much for this."

Despite Glastonbury's enormous white and rich population the lunches are comparable to prison food. With Grade D beef, watered down dressings, pathetic bagels (which apparently meet state standards: the standard probably being the bagel must have a hole in the middle), whole grain poptarts (now that's just wrong) and an abundance of bruised apples and prepackaged carrots (courtesy of our precious First Lady) the school cafeteria aims to nauseate.

To be sure Glastonbury is the last safe haven for the classic American (white) family.
Oh you're white, snotty, and rich you must go to Glastonbury High School
by Don'thurtme March 12, 2013
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glastonbury

The best music festival in the world. The best experience of your life. Glastonbury is like no other place on earth, it overwhelms your senses. You will see things there that you will never find anywhere else. It's a freespirited place, I love glastonbury.
I hope I get a glastonbury ticket this year.
by bohochick April 6, 2007
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Glastonbury

The biggest, baddest music festival in the world, located in England. Known for it's free spirit, craziness and ability to draw many drugs etc.
My life started at Glastonbury
by Quetzalli August 23, 2004
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Glastonbury

The best music fesitval in the world.
Have you got a ticket for Glastonbury?
by James April 19, 2004
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Glastonbury Tan

The Glastonbury festival is a huge music festival taking place on a farm during the summer in the UK, it is notorious for getting rained on, and the whole festival ground becoming waterlogged and muddy.

So the Glastonbury tan is where the festival goers get brown all over due to being caked in mud.
my brother came home from the festival with a Glastonbury Tan
by junkothegreat June 30, 2009
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Glastonbury Tailback

Where someone manages to go for days without pooing at a music festival to avoid the toilets and their dreadful conditions
I just went to the toilet to get rid of my Glastonbury tailback from the weekend.
by TAinsworth June 28, 2010
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