A sorry condition developed by lack of social action and quirkworthy interaction.
Symptoms include; penchants for Simple Plan, vehemently upheld 'moral values', academic tasks completed by 3:45 pm, meticulous overuse of highlighter. Can oft be cured with a nip of Muclam.
"Hey der"
"Heysss diddle diddle!"
"lol wtf?"
"You bro, you gots da feva- da blandular fever!"
A form of chronic fatigue suffered following extensive penetration of the vagina (flange) or activity surrounding the area, often leading to feeling tired and unfulfilled, though in many senses, overfilled
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.