glandular fever 

A really fucking bad cold

Jack has glandular fever. Due to this, Jack has coughed up nearly all of his bodily organs

glandular fever by 100timesmoreaccurate January 2, 2016

blandular fever 

A sorry condition developed by lack of social action and quirkworthy interaction.
Symptoms include; penchants for Simple Plan, vehemently upheld 'moral values', academic tasks completed by 3:45 pm, meticulous overuse of highlighter. Can oft be cured with a nip of Muclam.

"Hey der"
"Heysss diddle diddle!"
"lol wtf?"
"You bro, you gots da feva- da blandular fever!"

"Kwl."

blandular fever by Slovo1456 October 24, 2008

Flandular Fever

A form of chronic fatigue suffered following extensive penetration of the vagina (flange) or activity surrounding the area, often leading to feeling tired and unfulfilled, though in many senses, overfilled

She had a bout of flandular fever. What a sket.

Flandular Fever by The Wit October 12, 2011