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The gladest person to be circumsized.
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glades middle school 

a good school with a lot of fucking crackheads and thots everywhere and fights all the time and siles is pretty gay
damn u go to glades middle school 😳

coral glades 

Imagine a place that is mainly latino, or black. This place has fuckin people who are as pale as casper the ghost who are trying to be black or claim to be latino. This school is so dull and drab to the point where the most interesting thing to ever happen at this fucking school is probably a fight between two fuckboys or chicks whose fucking diets consist of solely hot cheetos. Scratch that, there’s probably some absolute loser who gets busted for drugs, probably because someone snitched and got them roped. The teachers are so boring and erratic to the point where blowing my fucking brains out would be better than sitting in a classroom. Fuck this school, I can’t wait to graduate and I fucking hope that the principal sees this because this school HAS to be the shittiest shithole to ever be created. Peace.
Thing One: Hey man wanna know something that’s more dangerous and boring than Taravella?

Thing Two: No, what is it?

Thing One: Coral Glades High School!
coral glades by arcticm0nkeys03 October 8, 2019

gladesmore 

The word Gladesmore is typically the name given for a school that is world-renowned known for their chicken wings and for their extremely autistic teachers.
James, that school was such a Gladesmore
gladesmore by bignuts3974828 January 18, 2019

gladestone frat house 

The home of all good things in matamata. An endless party.
Hey bro there having a sick party at the 'gladestone frat house'

Gladstone wiggle

the stroking and wiggling of your flaccid penis in the attempt to make it hard.
Did you see the guy accidentally posted himself doing the Gladstone wiggle on snapchats' public map last night?
Gladstone wiggle by FilthyMexicn November 18, 2018

Gladiestestist 

(Adjective) describes a mood of transfixed happiness, state of joyousness, the greatest form of glad
Listening to her mountain stories and her food fetishes made her the gladiestestist
Gladiestestist by HOVISLOVE January 6, 2019
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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