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Glaav is small cock bozo,pasta eater and glove unknown on 0b0t the shittiest anarki sorvor in meinkraft
Glaav haves a small dick but still nice guy
glaav by lokumenia March 25, 2023
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glaav by glaav March 9, 2023

Tom Glavine 

The best MLB pitcher of all time. Spent a majority of his Hall of Fame career with the Atlanta Braves.

305 Career Wins (20 game winner 5 times)
10 time Allstar
2 time Cy Young Award Winner (1991 and 1998)
4 time Silver Slugger Award Winner
1995 World Series MVP
Bobby Cox: "Tommy you're on the hill today. Shut 'em down."

Tom Glavine: "Yes sir coach Bobby Cox sir. Will do."

Bobby Cox: "Can of coooorrn!"
Tom Glavine by skeeble weebop March 2, 2010
Ash Gutierrez a Hyperpop Artist , he is 16 and makes awesome music. He's trying to give his Genre a different name but he'll go for Hyperpop for now.
Hi Glaive if u see this you're freaking amazing!! <333 :))
Swag Person : Hey! Did you listen to the new album that Glaive made??
Swag Person 2 : YEAH!!! My favorite song is Poison and 1984!!!
Glaive by Cherryzcool August 14, 2021
Pretty cool artist, hyperpop dude lol. Glaive if you see this hi :)
Person 1: hey what you listening to

Person 2: pissed by glaive

Person 1: nice dude
Glaive by Ok.,?!- June 22, 2021

Hoiven-Glaven 

Phrase Used by Professor Frink in the Simpsons
This was project HOIVEN-GLAVIN!!
Hoiven-Glaven by AWEZOME September 30, 2003
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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