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teasy ass gritties 

A spin off of tig ol' bitties, and derived from greasy ass titties.
Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.
Jim: Damnnnn look at you fatty, you're massive! You got some teasy ass gritties, they're bigger than your mom's.

Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!

Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?
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nittiest of all gritties 

"we gotta break this thing down to the nittiest of all gritties"
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gritting 

to be lookin' at someone too much. like starin' at them. or lookin' too hard at sum one.
gritting by Renee' May 13, 2005

Roxy Gittins 

The act of drinking too much alcohol and needing to get your stomach pumped
Bro you just did a roxy gittins you idiot
Roxy Gittins by bigboy7012 April 25, 2019
(Verb) Using Github. Commonly used only when complaining about git. A programmer's worse nightmare is bad gitting that corrupts code.
Friend 1: I had to restart my project when using github, but that was because github broke everything
Friend 2: Nah, we were just bad it gitting
gitting by turtlesarerad May 30, 2019

Glitting 

When a male shoves his pointer finger in his cock and wiggles it around till he has a male orgasm
Bro: Do you glit?

Me: I spend about 15 minutes glitting every night.
Glitting by Hdndbsydhdn November 9, 2023

faux gritti 

Grafitti that is generated by big corporations that masquerades as tagging and other authentic forms of street art. it is considered by many as a hybrid of real grafitti, that is deceptive, offensive, derivative, tasteless, disrespectful, unsightly, and unethical.
dat corporate ad on the wall of that building ain't no real tag. it's faux gritti, baby.
faux gritti by oopppphhhh October 8, 2007