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A really sweet boy typically with brown hair and eyes. They have a strong, built body with an above average dick. He is super smart and passionate in anything he pursues. This type of guy usually is the one to stand up for his best girl friends at any time they need. He tends to crush hard on the girl of his dreams.
She is so lucky to have a Garred.

I know! I need my own friend to stand up like he does for her.
Garred by foxxytrot229 December 20, 2016
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A black person who is struggling with an identity crisis. The act of trying to shock people by always letting people know how black you are (pulling a Gjared). The best pushcart driver in Jamaica. See "uncle tom"
"I am black, pay attention to me"
"White people invented slavery"
"I am black, but I do white things"
"kiss da lucky egg"
"quit being such a Gjared"
"that idiot sure did pull a Gjared"
Gjared by Veronica Stevens July 20, 2008
To take a simple task or act and fuck it up. Also to say something so stupid that it does not make any sense to anyone.
Dan: Hey Bill I just saved 1,500 photos of the same guy walking around.

Bill: Man you really Garred that.
Garred by The Other Dann December 28, 2011

Gnarredcore 

A mix between gnarly and hardcore.
I'm totally gnarredcore.
Gnarredcore by THEAWESOMNESS September 4, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026