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girlfriend duty 

The term used to describe the actions of a girl (usually girlfriend) who helps out a guy in a situation where help is required, but he is too proud to ask for help from anyone else.
Jessica: I was helping Imran revise for his exam last night!
Oscar: Girlfriend duty!
Jessica: It's not girlfriend duty!
Everyone in earshot: Girlfriend duty!

Call of Duty Girlfriend 

A rare case in which a girlfriend enjoys playing Call of Duty with her boyfriend.

Guy 1: "Man I got Cod Blocked last night, my girlfriend wanted me to spend time with her..."

Guy 2: "Sorry to hear that dude, I was up all night freaking it with my girlfriend online!"

Guy 1: "Man your lucky....i wish my girlfriend were that cool." *Sadface*
I was up last night playing with my Call of Duty Girlfriend! :D

Girlfriend's Calling of Duty 

When you are playing online call of duty and your missus calls your mobile, therefore causing you to turn down the gunfire noises and mute your mic so that the guys cant hear how lovey-dovey you speak to your lady. Unfortunately this multi-tasking is out of reach to the average testosterone fueled man beast and one act tends to suffer over the other....predominantly the conversation with your gf, where you tend to answer with one word retorts and ask the occasionally fleeting question like "how was you day?" you know will keep her yapping pointlessly while you secretly boost your Kill/Death ratio.
Me: "Hold on guys my girlfriend's calling of duty, protect me while I get my care package, be back in a min....(mute mic, turn down TV)......HEEEEY BABY!, What have you been up to today?"

Gf: "yap yap yap, blah blah menstruation blah" (all the while you just attained a 7 kill streak with a silent inner high five to yourself, BOOM!)

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026