gipti

Name of a man trying to be reached on Adrian's answering machine but unfortuneately is not really resident at number.

"Hello Gipti,yes Gipti..."

by Hova Man February 24, 2003

Gisting

A quick one off the wrist. Derived from a combination of jism and wrist. Not related to fisting.

I was supposed to be summarizing the document but instead I was in the bathroom gisting.

by Fishyrich October 17, 2011

gupti

A gupti is a funny person with one eyebrow, they do stupid things which ends in them getting made fun of. They almost always have one eyebrow, and they are good at sinking boats

Look at that gupti I hope he doesn't sink my boat

by Iceburg gupti May 19, 2017

gipsineb

A backwards Spoonerism of "big penis". One of the three standards of the Sinep Scale. Term used for identifying the 1% of the male population of the world who are the epitome of masculinity and coolness. They are the Alphamales of society. The masters of their domain. The stuff of legend. They are the leaders, not followers. They basically each have their own place on Mount Olympus. Women want them, men want to be them. Cool, calm, confident, ruthless, independent, intelligent, charming, clever, cunning, wise, introspective, powerful, mysterious, sophisticated, and of course handsome. Whatever they say is scripture for the rest of the masses. They are fully aware of their dominion and superiority, but unlike a llampsine who reeks of false confidence, gipsinebs are more do-er's than tell-ers - They let their actions do the talking. 99% of the rest of the male population - llampsines and tapsinefs - all want to be gipsinebs. While a lot of tapsinefs still do not yet understand their potential for gipsinebism, llampsines already think they are gipsinebs, in their skewed reality, but are anything but. When dealing with llampsines, gipsinebs will fight fire with fire and extinguish the llampsine's arrogance and cockiness by humiliating them, proving they are the superior males. Rather than chase after the bounty of women, like the llampsine endlessly does, women flock to him. Obviously, are well-hung and can satisfy any woman.

For the llampsines and reading that still can't comprehend the might of gipsinebs, a layman, abridged description follows:

Archetypal badass
Gipsinebs are perfect substitite subjects for sayings of Chuck Norris.
They are The Most Interesting Men in the World...

Notable gipsinebs: James Bond, Clint Eastwood, Hugh Hefner, King Leonidas, Sean Connery, Liam Neeson, Bruce Wayne/Batman, Parker Lewis, Brad Biggs, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Harry Connick Jr., Daniel Craig, Matt Damon, Samuel L. Jackson, Julius Erving, Bruce Lee, Jason Mangelson, Christian Bale, Raphael Max, Jack Nicholson, Daniel Day-Lewis, Leonardo DiCaprio, Gregory Peck, Humphrey Bogart, Skyler Kinghorn, Cary Grant, Claude Speed, Brad Pitt, Marlon Brando, Johnny Depp, Al Pacino, Denzel Washington, Jimmy Stewart, Robert de Niro, etc.

by d3ck3r October 27, 2014

Giotilt

When someone tilts you so hard that you start losing it......

Person: "You're so retarded and bad holy shit!"
Me: " Man quit it I am starting to get the Giotilt."

by carliscash November 19, 2022

all-o-gistics

As defined by Milo & Friends

o worshippers of the mighty all
i had a dream
the bass master general came to me
we had a little snack at the donut shop

he said
"drink of my bonus cup, it is my blood"
"eat of this crapper, it is my body"
and his spirit entered me and i became all-ular
the bass master said "you are the chosen one"

"these are the all-o-gistics"
(chanting begins)

thou shalt not commit laundry
thou shalt covet thy neighbor's food (all)
thou shalt not create ties with the scathed (no all)
thou shalt always go for greatness
thou shalt not commit adulthood (all)
thou shalt not partake of decaf (all!)
thou shalt not suppress flatulence
thou shalt not commit hygiene (all!)
thou shalt not have no idea (all)
thou shalt commit thyself to an institution (no all)
thou shalt not take the van's name in vain
thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all (all!)

tell me good people who is the sole achiever
who has ground his teeth and gums
so we may live in the beauty of all
(bass master general)

you may achieve all
and not wallow unknown for eternity,
all you have to do is do it! all!
(we shall achieve all)

study them, believe in them,
you must believe, do you believe in it?!
believe and you shall achieve
(we shall achieve all)

he who bears the most gas,
let him also bear forth his ass,
and cast forth the first frap
(all!)

you may achieve bass by chanting the small psalm of all (all!)
chant with me
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah
chant!
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah
pretty good, pretty good
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah x2

oh no! here we go again!
the mighty spirit has taken over!
do you feel it, do you feel it?!
(bass master general)

he does everything for us best guess for this phrase
for when he brought it among us
the bass master issued? forth an all-timatum:
(we shall achieve all)

if you believe, if you believe
you shall achieve all, all, allll!!!
(we shall achieve all!)

Behold...these are the all-o-gistics!

by e73rock April 20, 2008

gitika

she is really smart and funny and really nice too, she is actually quite spicy if you get on her bad side, but we all love her. the funny part is she is just amazeballs

we love a good sister gitika

by Daddy daddy bae April 26, 2019