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gilgashit 

An excrement of epic proportions. Often performed in times of serious need to get out of something. The word comes from the Sumerian epic of Gilgamesh, where an ordinary man sought after immortality. However, a Gilgashit is not about immortality or man's internal struggle, but about the nature of bowel movement and the courage it takes to leave such a mark on society.
Kid A - "Dude you were gone for two whole periods--where the hell were you?"
Kid B - "Completing the epic, man. Gilgashit."
Kid A - "Brock-lock."
gilgashit by Rileson July 22, 2006

Gigashit 

The most massive poop the human body can produce without cellular-level rupture. Terashits and petashits are only theoretically possible, though there has been some questionable internet documentation of said large bowel movements.
ZOMG! I got cellpix of this Gigashit I took last night, check it out. Look at the curl, man, I should contact Guinness!
Gigashit by Jaegerian November 3, 2008

gigashit 

The currency used to buy and sell NFTS
John: Dude i just sold the crypto-punk for 69 gigashits
gigashit by Dr1pp7 February 11, 2022

Gigashite 

Gigashite, also known as Gigabyte Technology Co., Ltd. is known for their shit-tier computer hardware products. You won't be dissapointed.. if RMA'ing is what you're looking for.
Just RMA'd my 3rd Gigashite card, fuck it i'm goin' EVGA.
Gigashite by Gigahater March 18, 2014

giggleshits 

1. A response to something hilarious yet very weird.

2. What happens when you laugh so hard that you start to make weird noises and are then overcome with the feeling that you are about to shit yourself.
1. Let's post this picture of an old guy's ass. Just for giggleshits.

2. Bob told me this great joke... before I knew it, I felt the giggleshits come on.
giggleshits by M!lk April 5, 2008

gilgashit 

an epic saga, where rilesworth skipped class every day to take a shit on the toilet. after five episodes, ending in return of the jedi, the journey was completed and he achieved enlightenment.

also an excuse to skip a class or something important.
roswell: hey rilesworth how was the gilgashit?
rilesworth: ah it went fine, no tragedeees.

also:

rilesworth: hey i heard we have to run the mile today in pe. im gonna gilgashit that shit if you know what i mean.
roswell: i know EXACTLY what you mean.
gilgashit by rilesworth July 25, 2006