A giga tard is an extremely jacked person who suffers from FAS (fetal alcohal syndrome) and is likely a retard due to this. A giga tard is normally found in countries with lower income per capita.
Parents tend to be stressed, not knowing how they are going to afford having a child, this causes them to drown their problems in a bottle resulting in, THE GIGATARD.
“Jeez that paki is jacked and he kinda looks retarded” “yeah dude, that’s a Gigatard”
a person with a misshapen/deformed vagina. the ginatard's genitalia is sometimes mistaken for a small penis split in half or a vaginal hemriod. it is not curable and can lead to giant cheese taco.
- ps. men do not try to seduce a ginatard or else your chances of getting special fried rice will increase.
(lady gaga) (the lady down my street who wheres only leggings all year) (people over 60) (rosie o'donnell)
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.