A giga tard is an extremely jacked person who suffers from FAS (fetal alcohal syndrome) and is likely a retard due to this. A giga tard is normally found in countries with lower income per capita.
Parents tend to be stressed, not knowing how they are going to afford having a child, this causes them to drown their problems in a bottle resulting in, THE GIGATARD.
“Jeez that paki is jacked and he kinda looks retarded” “yeah dude, that’s a Gigatard”
a person with a misshapen/deformed vagina. the ginatard's genitalia is sometimes mistaken for a small penis split in half or a vaginal hemriod. it is not curable and can lead to giant cheese taco.
- ps. men do not try to seduce a ginatard or else your chances of getting special fried rice will increase.
(lady gaga) (the lady down my street who wheres only leggings all year) (people over 60) (rosie o'donnell)
before sex:
male-"what the hell is that"
female-"oh, i didnt tell you? i am a ginatard"
male-"goodbye"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.