A very stereotypicalItalian man who is also gay. Most likely to live in either North Jersey or South Philly. Tends to like gelled hair, gold chains and rim jobs. Can be an insult to really annoying Italians or simply an objective description of someone. To be a gaytalian someone must be either mostly Italian or must act in a manor that makes one believe that they are Italian.
Gianmaria is the most wonderful boy on Earth. He's as knowledgeable as the owl from Avatar: The Last Airbender and has a warm, grandfatherly smile. He is as much of a fantastic cook as he is studious. All the girls wish they were with Gianmaria, because he's not only cooler than cool (ice cold), but also because he's tender and sensitive as well.
I was at the librarythe other day, when I saw Gianmaria, reading a book on the Peloponnesian Wars; next to him was a table of girls staring at him admirably.
When you taste something delicious and apes start flying around you and then you pee in your pants as you slowly turn into Tarzan. Works mostly when you eat chicken, or pudding.
Friends who can critique eachothers genatalia in a completely asexual way. Genatalia buddies can be either of the same or opposite sexes. When one's genatalia is being obseved by their partner, traditon says that the one being observed must be in the position of Michelangelo's David, while the one observing must be in the position of Auguste Rodin's The Thinker.
"Well Susy, your vagina is a bright shade of pink that is quite inviting. Unfortunately, your labia is quite small. Furthurmore you seem to be in a perpetual state of camel toe, this not a bad thing, yet not a good thing. Overall, your vagina is rather pleasing."
"Oh thank you Pat! We are truly a great pair genatalia buddies!"