Refers to the leftover mess when a man ejaculates (usually through masturbation) without washing his hands, leaving traces of semen on his hands or other parts of his body. Others near the carrier of the ghost load often come into contact with the body part afflicted by the ghost load without ever knowing it, hence the term "ghost" load.

Can be used as a noun or a verb, i.e. "ghost loaded".

Example 1:

John: "Sorry boss, I forgot to wash my hands after my mid-morning whack. I think I got ghost load on that Rep from Anderson Corp. when I shook his hand."

Jack: "It's mistakes like this we can't afford to make, John! You're fired!"

Example 2:

"Let's go to the club and go ghost loading."

Ghost Load by spankerton February 14, 2013

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ghost load

1. a sexual act often used by a guy who wants to give his girl a facial. This is only effective from the doggy style or similar position. Just before the guy cums, he pulls out and spits on the girls back, so that she thinks he's coming, when she invariably turns her head, he shoots right for her face. This takes skill, agility, good acting and pretty good "long shot."

Tony's girl was being a prude about facials, so the other night, he pulled the ole' ghost load.

ghost load by Arrogant Bastard April 4, 2007

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ghost load

When one reaches the climax during auto-eroticism and ejaculates to an indeterminate location. Even upon closer inspection and Sherlock Holmes-esque investigation the payload remains missing and/or lost to the ages.

I was flogging my dolphin last night and when I shot my dick snot I couldn't find it anywhere, it was a total ghost load !!

ghost load by Yung Keezy February 6, 2008

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Load Ghost

Easily confused with "Ghost Load" ... but very different.

Load Ghost is when it's been a while since a guy has blown his load... the massive amount of jizz that covers his chick's face causes her to run around the room going "Wooooooh".

After I moved to another state I only saw my girl once in a while, and every time she blew me I'd turn her into a Load Ghost.

Load Ghost by Treylee April 25, 2011

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Ghost loads

When you jerk off so much in a short time you end up pumping out nothing and it just hurts

7 times in an hour and I was just shooting ghost loads

Ghost loads by nbsalad May 26, 2018

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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