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A sexy motherfucker with long lettuce hair. He's an abusive father who can turn any man gay and any woman straight. He is so fucking hot and sexy, his long, flowing hair only makes him hotter.
Person 1: What was the antagonist from Pokemon White again?
Person 2: Ghetsis, the sexy bastard.
Person 1: Thanks.
Ghetsis by gay stick August 21, 2019
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ghastinating 

A portmanteau of "ghastly" and "fascinating." While the definition is self-explanatory, I'll provide an example:
I thought this up trying to recall a scene when I was immersed in nature. Sitting perfectly still near my pond for a long time, I saw a snake catch a frog. The frog continued to scream while the snake swallowed it. Even though I felt completely appalled and filled with a mad urge to somehow rescue the poor frog, I was still totally engrossed in the scene and felt, somehow, privileged to be a part of it. The experience was totally ghastinating.
ghastinating by straue75 July 7, 2010
a person who has streched their ass so wide that they may fit various objects into it (milk carton, bottle rocket, cell phone)
That goatsie man just farted sprockets!
Goatsie by Mars November 9, 2003

goatsified 

To have your butthole stretched open at least 6" in diameter.
That fool was goatsified.
goatsified by vectus October 27, 2003
ghasti by sameer September 9, 2003
Complete garbage. Utter uselessness. Someone who opens his/her mouth and contributes absolutely nothing of importance to the conversation. Instead of solving the problem, the person creates more drama while eating paan parag and finding excuses to go to Shalimar.
Sobia: Buchey, let's all go to Shali!
Barira: But Sobia, I have a paper due in --
Sobia: Chup bait! Nothing gets in the way of my Chicken Tikka Masala.
Sabina: As Queen Sabima the Teenage Witch and MSA Prez, I order you all to think of a topic for Deen Intensive!
Sana: Listen to Sabima, or you will all PAY (your dues)!
Sobia: Ghatiya insan, insan bano!
Ghatiya by Sana-Heller January 4, 2010