Gfail 

When Gmail is unable to accomplish a simple task such as delivering an email or chat, or loading your calendar or documents.

"I've been trying to attach this document for a solid 10 minutes. Total Gfail".

Gfail by TF2010 January 25, 2011

gfail 

When Google doesn't deliver your messages

You never got the party invite? I sent out a calendar update.

Gfail!

gfail by DrWex October 10, 2008

gfail 

The great gmail blackout of February 24, 2009.

I can't log into my gmail! Oh man this is gfail all over again!

gfail by Rabadop February 24, 2009

gailyn 

Intelligent, attractive girl.

Playfully sexual personality.

Beautiful eyes, great smile.

Hard to get.

Great in bed.

Hardworking and artistic.

Sucker for intelligent guys that can hold great conversations.

Flirty.

Kinky tastes.

Boy: "Who is THAT?"

Girl: "That's Gailyn!"

gailyn by Jack Willams April 27, 2019

gnailed 

to screw up because you misscalculated and then go with it, because your friends say it wont be that bad.

damned i gnailed on ezio, but at least he will only ever be usefull in pvp

gnailed by Omni325 November 10, 2021

monty python and the holy grail 

Utter and absolute genius.

Excert from monty python and the holy grail:

One day, lad, all this will be yours!
What, the curtains?
No. Not the curtains, lad. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lad.
But Mother--
Father, lad. Father.
B-- b-- but Father, I don't want any of that.
Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.
But I don't want any of that. I'd rather--
Rather what?!
I'd rather...
music
...just... sing!
Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here. Now listen, lad. In twenty minutes, you're getting married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain.
B-- but I don't want land.
Listen, Alice,--
Herbert.
'Erbert. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.
But-- but I don't like her.
Don't like her?! What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!
I know, but I want the-- the girl that I marry to have...
music
...a certain,... special... something!
Cut that out! Cut that out! Look, you're marrying Princess Lucky, so you'd better get used to the idea!
smack

monty python and the holy grail by le fromage May 19, 2006

Remi Gaillard

Rémi Gaillard (born 7 February 1975 in Montpellier, France) is a French prankster. He gained attention in the French media after performing a well-documented series of pranks, including a famous appearance disguised as a Lorient football player in the 2002 Coupe de France final match where he took part in the celebrations and even greeted by the then president of France Jacques Chirac. Gaillard has appeared in several sport events, TV game shows and political rallies, normally breaking the security measures easily.

He also has several videos displaying his football skills. In these videos he goes around the city doing tricks and making difficult shots, some just for the comical aspect.

Gaillard's motto is "C'est en faisant n'importe quoi qu'on devient n'importe qui" in translation: "It's by doing whatever that one becomes whoever."

REMI GAILLARD IS THE FUNNIEST CLOWN ON YOUTUBE!

Remi Gaillard by asadoon October 26, 2009