Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Get aids 

A wish you give to someone who you like. It's useful to have some aid sometimes, so you give someone hope he's getting aids, at least two of them.
-dude, you're so helpful, but you have no aid yourself. I wish you had aids. Get aids, really.
-thanks, bro.
Get aids by Normanfag January 5, 2012

I HOPE YOU GET AIDS! 

The best response to any asshole or anyone who irritates you.
Guy in traffic, after getting cut off:

"I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"

Girl on cell phone with hair extensions and wearing Juicy Couture

...."I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"

Guy in line at grocery store behind pregnant woman with 7 kids paying with food stamps

...."I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"

Don't Get AIDs 

An expression used to tell someone to be careful.
Also can be in the form of 'Don't CATCH AIDS.
Guy at party: Gonna be diggin that girl out soon.

His Friend: Cool, use rubber and don't get AIDS.


Ty: Going rock climbing on Saturday

His mom: K son, just don't get AIDs. *mwah* Love you.

Ty: WTF!!!?



WWII Marine Captain: Now remember men, we're completely surrounded by the enemy. Use you head or the snipers will make your you lose it. Just don't catch AIDs and we'll be home to see our families by Christmas. Clear?

His Men: 0_o

WWII Marine Captain: I said. AM I CLEAR MEN!!!!???

His Men: er....SIR YES sir!!!!?
Don't Get AIDs by Ice? si March 27, 2009

That's how you get AIDS

Metaphorical phrase describing ANY type of risky behavior, be it physical, literal, figurative, or metaphysical. The representation of a disease emphasizes the magnitude of the risk.
*Friend picks up a piece of candy from restroom floor.
"Ewwwww, nooo, that's how you get AIDS!!!!"
That's how you get AIDS by NMS33 November 28, 2022

Get Tested HIV/AIDS Awareness 

A cause under the thuggizzle Cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.
You can go get checked through the Get Tested HIV/AIDS Awareness program

Get A's not AIDS 

Same vibe as get your money up not your funny up and Fuck bitches get money
Yo Chad you gotta get A's not AIDS.
Get A's not AIDS by YUNGLIN772 January 23, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
Load more